Holy shit! How many cheap-ass units of Champion (R) Window blinds and slats do you assholes need? God damn! I have to go into work tomorrow, for a third day and probably next week to put your shit on pallets just so they can be moved a few dozen meters, TAKEN OFF THE PALLET and stacked some where, then later taken to a Home Depot (which sucks, btw). If any of you people buy cheap ass blinds from Home Depot in the next few months, you had better send me a cake (or a sammich!) because you have me to thank for it. You fuck-ass yuppies, venetian blinds are tacky as hell. Do you even know why you’re buying this shit? That one dude in house of sand and fog was right. “Americans they do not deserve what they have. They have the eyes of small children who are forever looking for the next source of distraction, entertainment, sweet taste in the mouth.”.
OMG SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT, DON’T PUMP GAS ON 5/15!!!!!11 13 May 2007
What the fuck is with all this don’t pump gas on 5/15 shit? Seriously, first of all, you’ll just buy gas the 14th or the 16th, idiots, and then your entire plan is shot. Do you think the Montgomery bus boycott brought the city to its knees after one day? Morons. If you hate buying gas, why do you buy fucking Mercedes SUVs, Hummers, and all that incredibly wasteful shit? Sure you may own a 40k car that seats 50, but that doesn’t change the fact that you’re a boring, out of shape yuppie who hates their job, is up to their eyeballs in debt, and buys into every environmental fad that comes along out of some misguided attempted to save the whales, sure, pretty soon you’ll be trading in that SUV for a hybrid car, but heres a novel idea!!!! Why don’t you just drive less, you idiots? Don’t spend MORE money and resources to make less of an impact, JUST STOP MAKING SO MUCH OF AN IMPACT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
But Alex! You say, what do we DO about the price of gas? Heres an idea, buy stock in alternative energies, demand the government stop subsidies to big oil companies, thus driving the price up, demand down, and incentive for new energy sources up, take public transit, bike, fucking rollerblade for all I care, or why don’t you start a boycott that lasts a week, or a month or six months? Oh but I NEED to drive! Obviously your need to drive is greater then your need to have cheap gas, so quit your bitching! Holy fuck if I have to hear one more ungrateful American whine about the price of gas! Oh but you’ll buy your $3 latte everyday and not think a thing of it! Seriously, you people, get your damned proprieties straight before you start bitching.
